10 Sex Tricks
Eine Sex to do Liste? Habt ihr so etwas? Wie würde meine aussehen? Fragen über Fragen. Mal im Ernst, diese Idee der Sex to do Liste ist gar nicht schlecht. Sie muss ja nicht gleich aussehen wie die von Tucker Max . Wobei er einige hat die ich auch abgearbeitet habe.
—hot female midget
—amputee
—twins
—virgin
—within thirty minutes of meeting her
—without knowing her name
—mother and daughter
—married woman
—mile high club
—professional model
—famous woman
—religious girl on her parents’ bed
—girl with fake breasts
—Hooters girl
—military officer
—one of my teachers/professors/TA
—cop
—federal agent (two actually, DEA and FBI)
—friend’s mom
—mom’s friend
—paraplegic/confined to a wheelchair but still has vaginal sensation
—female professional athlete
—escort (without paying)
—carnie
—threesome (mff)
—three girls (mfff)
—four or more, all girls (mffff+)
—two different girls in 12 hours, not together or in related incidents
—three different girls in 24 hours, not together or in related incidents
—girl that weighs more than me
—girl that weighs less than 100 pounds
—MILF
—GILF
—Miss America contestant
—Miss USA contestant
—Rhodes scholar
—Marshall scholar
—real-life CIA or NSA agent (I got only an NSA agent; I would reopen the list for a hot CIA analyst)
—stripper I picked up that night at a strip club w/o paying
—daughter of someone big/important
—plus-sized model
—porn star
—giant (6'6”)
—girl who doesn’t speak any English
—paroled felon
—pregnant
—goth/emo chick
—girl with colostomy bag
—a funny tattoo on/around vagina
—tongue ring
—clit ring
—deaf girl
—girl with a glass eye
—midget threesome
Ethnicites/Nationalites:
—English
—Irish
—Scottish
—German
—French
—Spanish
—Mexican
—Honduran
—Nicaraguan
—Colombian
—Venezuelan
—Brazilian
—Argentinean
—Swiss
—Dutch
—Swedish
—Finnish
—Russian
—Belarussian
—Lithuanian
—Italian
—Japanese
—Chinese (mainland)
—Chinese (Taiwanese; she stopped fucking me after I nicknamed her PRC)
—Chinese (Hmong)
—Korean (South only)
—Vietnamese
—Montagnard
—Cambodian
—Thai
—Laotian
—American Indian (Miccosukee)
—American Indian (Seminole—an actual Seminole, not just an FSU slut)
—Indian (Gujarati)
—Indian (Hindu)
—Indian (Punjabi)
—Indian (Sikh)
—Indian (Tamil)
—Indian (Bengali)
—Iranian (Pashtun)
—Iranian (Persian)
—Saudi
—Afghani
—Palestinian (I asked her, “Where is that country on the map?” She got MAD.)
—Turkish
—Eritrean
—Israeli (real Israeli, not some Jappy American girl—though I’ve fucked plenty of those too)
—Egyptian
—amputee
—twins
—virgin
—within thirty minutes of meeting her
—without knowing her name
—mother and daughter
—married woman
—mile high club
—professional model
—famous woman
—religious girl on her parents’ bed
—girl with fake breasts
—Hooters girl
—military officer
—one of my teachers/professors/TA
—cop
—federal agent (two actually, DEA and FBI)
—friend’s mom
—mom’s friend
—paraplegic/confined to a wheelchair but still has vaginal sensation
—female professional athlete
—escort (without paying)
—carnie
—threesome (mff)
—three girls (mfff)
—four or more, all girls (mffff+)
—two different girls in 12 hours, not together or in related incidents
—three different girls in 24 hours, not together or in related incidents
—girl that weighs more than me
—girl that weighs less than 100 pounds
—MILF
—GILF
—Miss America contestant
—Miss USA contestant
—Rhodes scholar
—Marshall scholar
—real-life CIA or NSA agent (I got only an NSA agent; I would reopen the list for a hot CIA analyst)
—stripper I picked up that night at a strip club w/o paying
—daughter of someone big/important
—plus-sized model
—porn star
—giant (6'6”)
—girl who doesn’t speak any English
—paroled felon
—pregnant
—goth/emo chick
—girl with colostomy bag
—a funny tattoo on/around vagina
—tongue ring
—clit ring
—deaf girl
—girl with a glass eye
—midget threesome
Ethnicites/Nationalites:
—English
—Irish
—Scottish
—German
—French
—Spanish
—Mexican
—Honduran
—Nicaraguan
—Colombian
—Venezuelan
—Brazilian
—Argentinean
—Swiss
—Dutch
—Swedish
—Finnish
—Russian
—Belarussian
—Lithuanian
—Italian
—Japanese
—Chinese (mainland)
—Chinese (Taiwanese; she stopped fucking me after I nicknamed her PRC)
—Chinese (Hmong)
—Korean (South only)
—Vietnamese
—Montagnard
—Cambodian
—Thai
—Laotian
—American Indian (Miccosukee)
—American Indian (Seminole—an actual Seminole, not just an FSU slut)
—Indian (Gujarati)
—Indian (Hindu)
—Indian (Punjabi)
—Indian (Sikh)
—Indian (Tamil)
—Indian (Bengali)
—Iranian (Pashtun)
—Iranian (Persian)
—Saudi
—Afghani
—Palestinian (I asked her, “Where is that country on the map?” She got MAD.)
—Turkish
—Eritrean
—Israeli (real Israeli, not some Jappy American girl—though I’ve fucked plenty of those too)
—Egyptian
Ich finde seine Liste ja eher langweilig da es ja nur um verschiedene Frauen geht nicht um wirkliche Dinge die er noch nicht getan hat. Schließlich ist das doch der Sinn einer to do Liste oder?
1 Stunde später.
Ich habe mir Gedanken zu meiner to do liste gemacht.
Erlebte Dinge meiner to do Liste:
MMF ✔
MFMF ✔
MFF ✔
FMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ✔
MFFFF ✔
Besuch einer Nutte ✔
Einladung einer Nutte zu einem privaten Treffen ✔
Besuch eines Swingerclubs ✔
Sex mit einer verheirateten Frau ✔
Sex mit besten Freundinnen ✔
Sex nach dem Genuss von Kräutern ✔
Sex an ungewöhnlichen Orten ( Kirchentreppe ) ✔
Telefonsex ✔
Schlechter Sex ✔
Sehr guter Sex ( ohne Spielen ) ✔
Spielen ✔
Wildes spielen ✔
Telefonsex ✔
Liste wird ab jetzt Regelmäßig erweitert
Was ich noch zu erledigen habe:
Mein spielerisches Wissen erweitern. Neues erfahren, Grenzen verschieben (meine, ihre)
Wie steht es um Eure to do Liste?
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